My Complex Life

November 9, 2007

Sweet Fishy Pigeon Pie

Filed under: Home — Tags: , , — The Inkless Thinker @ 4:40 pm

Pigeon Grey, Dead Salmon, Biscuit, Bone & Dorset Cream. No this is not a recipe for Sweet Fishy Pigeon Pie, these names are straight off the colour chart from my friends at Farrow & Ball. I cannot decide which one I want, and on top of that, I am colourblind. I need someone in the know, a real expert. 

I breezed through the door of my local interior design shop, donned with spectacles and a scarf to fake intelligence infused with style.

“Make an appointment please” blurted the woman. She held a pen between her teeth like a pirate with a knife and was probably already plotting how to pillage my bank account. Her fat rear jutted into the air as she knelt on her hands and knees cutting some material. She was so rude I was instantly convinced of her expertise. So I commit to coming back later in the week.

As for the colours, I am still none the wiser. I don’t know why this is such a difficult choice for me. The world is a confusing place at the moment, it wasn’t so long ago I was drunk every night and being sick on my shoes.

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